onthebridge"OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE A FRIED EGG?"

is likely to be the first thing a curry fan will exclaim at being served the katsu curry plate at On the Bridge, a small, popular eatery in San Francisco's Japantown.

There are, in fact, some people who love having their curry topped with fried eggs, as evidenced by the fact that the topping is available in Japan's CoCo Ichibanya curry chain. But getting surprised with a massive topping that's not on the menu, especially if you don't like fried eggs, is a scary experience. My katsu curry at On the Bridge even had diced tomatoes and grated Parmesean cheese on it, for some reason.

Why all the surprise bizarro toppings? Well, it's because On the Bridge specializes in what it calls yoshokuya dishes, which is Japanese for "Western style." It's fusion cuisine that combines Eastern and Western flavors. So you can get all manner of pasta with Japanese toppings, or curry with "American" toppings that you'd find on a pizza. (And yes, they do in fact serve curry pizza.)

But whereas most fusion food consists of flavors from different cuisines delicately stitched together, On the Bridge's fusion is the equivalent of a train full of Japanese food and a train full of American food smashing together in a full-speed head-on collision. Pick up the wreckage and you'll have their katsu curry. It is, to understate the case, an inelegant combination.

And yet I can't totally dismiss On the Bridge's food. On the one hand, I love curry places that offer a lot of customization options, and On the Bridge has the most of any San Francisco place I've ever seen. You can start with a basic curry plate for about $6, then choose from a large menu of different toppings to add to it, including tons of different vegetables. You can pick from six different spiciness levels.

Oddly enough, if you want katsu, and of course you do, you need to look elsewhere on the overly complicated menu. Way down the list, in the "Over Rice" section, it lists "Katsu Curry Don." They even have beef katsu, which I've rarely seen outside Japan. I ordered the pork Katsu Curry Don ($10.25) with shredded cheese.

You know what happened next. I had to push a fried egg off my plate. The cheese was served in a little separate dish, and I put it right on the curry, which had been liberated from its egg-based torment. The curry sauce was quite warm, and the cheese immediately began to melt in. I have to say, once I got past the egg, the dish was piping hot and good -- it felt like serious comfort food. The little tomato pieces didn't change the flavor that much, but the Parmesan made it taste weird. At least they sprinkled it off to the side instead of all over the curry sauce.

The curry sauce itself was decent, albeit with kind of an off taste to it -- although that might have been because of the other ingredients. There wasn't a lot of sauce: just enough to cover the katsu, leaving all the rice underneath white and bare.

If you're in Japantown and you want to stop by On the Bridge -- and you might be tempted, since it's a charming little place with Studio Ghibli anime playing on the three TV sets and shelves full of manga for you to read while you eat -- try the katsu curry, but remember to ask them to leave off the fried egg, tomatoes, and grated cheese if you don't want them.

On the Bridge

http://www.sfonthebridge.com/

1581 Webster St., #205, San Francisco, CA 94115

415-922-7765

Hours: Mon-Sun 11:30 AM - 10 PM

Toppings Available: Tonkatsu, beef katsu, chicken katsu, shrimp katsu, tofu/spinach/mushroom, shrimp/scallop/calamari/mussel, shredded cheese, tons of different vegetables

Spice Levels: Six levels, from Mild to XXX Spicy

+ A large plate of katsu curry with a good-sized pork cutlet
+ Tons of customization options including cheese
+ Beef katsu? Who else even has that?
- WTF SURPRISE FRIED EGG
- Parmesan cheese makes curry taste weird and bad
- Not a lot of sauce
- Confusing menu

Verdict: If you remember to tell them to leave off any surprise "Western fusion" pizza and/or breakfast items that might make your curry taste like a combination between bad Italian food and a Moons Over My Hammy, On the Bridge's curry might work for you.